Straight people

Them: Hey you're gay right?
Me: Yeah
Them: Do you lick pussy?
Me: No. I get my girlfriend naked, have her lie spread eagle, and dance around her naked while chanting spells of lust towards her clitoris.

Posted on February 27th at 11:41 PM
Reblogged from: alive-again-and-soaring
Originally posted by: napoff

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